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Friday, June 1, 2018

About Baby - Über ein Baby #punchline #satire #pointe

#Musicproduction: When Real Drums, When Samples ? #KnowHow

#Musicproduction: When Real Drums, When Samples ? #KnowHow

Everybody wants a good drum sound, but just what does that mean? And how can we begin getting one?

Hiring a drummer and booking primo studio time is frequently worth every penny, however the budget for this is steep. Likewise, you can depend on samples or drum-programming software, but programs like BFD or Superior Drummer are instruments in their own right; without proper manipulation, they can sound fake (and a drummer will always know the difference).

#Poetry: Pretty Tits

Pretty Tits
(Poem by ViennaCC)

I love your tits, my dear
That's what she wants to hear
Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,
I watch her laugh. I howl hello.

She gives her tits a shake,
And laughs until her belly aches.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

The tits are waving, perfect sinus,
Overcomes her shyness
Why I want to fall asleep?
Men's dreams, worth to keep

She rises from her gentle bed,
With thoughts of kittens in her head,
She eats her jam with lots of bread.
Ready for the day ahead.

#Photoshop: 10 Killer Tips For Designers

One of the most interesting things about Photoshop is you can never stop learning. Whether you are just a beginner or have been working on the tool for decades now, there are still a plethora of professional tools which are yet to be unveiled. Of the countless adobe photoshop tips and tricks available, the tool helps to boost your productivity to a great extent. While some of the steps are easy and obvious to find out, others need a little more learning. To help you design faster and better with the Photoshop, here are some of the advanced techniques any designer would love to incorporate.

#Photoshop: 10 Killer Tips For Designers